K11 Owners Group

[Jim]

I bought a new Lexus 350 and returned to the dealer the next day because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Nelson," the salesman said to the radio.

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

The salesman said "Willie" and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "assholes!"

Immediately Hail-to-the-Chief began playing with Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld on trumpets and Condoleezza Rice doing the vocals.

Damn, I LOVE this car!
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Jim
1997 K1100LTSE 94,000 - still has gremlins!
1995 R100RT Classic 16,650 crashed - repaired!
1992 K75RTP 46,000

"We shall not all die, but we shall all be changed."

[Tim (Midland Section)]

When I shouted "F**kin kids" as they dashed into the road, My system started playing Micheal Jackson.
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Regards Tim,

Grey haired riders don't get that way by pure luck
1996 Guzzi Cali3 LAPD
1972 750 Commando
G6HRN
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[rydor]

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