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[Jim]

THREE LITTLE PIGS: A NEW PERSPECTIVE……..

This is a true(?) story, indicating how fascinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically.

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.
She read, "and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?"
The teacher paused then asked the class: "And what do you think the man said?"

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of- factly, "I think the man would have said: "Well, f**k me! A talking pig!!”
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Jim
1997 K1100LTSE 94,000 - still has gremlins!
1995 R100RT Classic 16,650 crashed - repaired!
1992 K75RTP 46,000

"We shall not all die, but we shall all be changed."

[Klinker]

[Jim]

FIXED! I didn't see that term as vulgar - just crude.... And it is down here in the dungeon...
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Jim
1997 K1100LTSE 94,000 - still has gremlins!
1995 R100RT Classic 16,650 crashed - repaired!
1992 K75RTP 46,000

"We shall not all die, but we shall all be changed."

[Klinker]

Just to be clear - mine was not a plea for the changing of language used (this IS the Dungeon, after all).

I just hate to miss an opportunity to point out a little (VERY little) irony by giving someone a little chit (is that the PC-approved spelling?). I'm guess I'm kind of an asshole that way.

Loved the joke. I'll probably share it with my nine-year-old - maybe substitute "Whoa!" for "F**k me!"
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tlp
1994 K1100RS

Only the Reasonists. They believe in an evidence-based world, something called Rationalism. But it's a tiny group, not so influential.
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