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drikko · Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 5:36 am Post subject: Wifes devotion

Very appropriate for valentines day.....

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.

"Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.

"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"He said you're going to die," she replied.
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Number 6 · Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 12:12 pm Post subject:

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Rafal · Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 5:36 pm Post subject:

Hi there!

Lovely one! Mine wife has laughed a lot.

I will do my best in new thread.

Best regards,
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