drikko Flying Brick Rider
Joined: 20 Nov 2009 Posts: 1966 Location: Brisbane, OZ
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Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 2:37 am Post subject: The sensuous wife |
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The Sensuous Wife
A man was sitting and reading his paper when his wife enters the house, she approaches him in a most provocative manner.
"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asks the wife in a soft sweet voice.
Not knowing what to make of this situation he replies,
"No."
Pursing her lips she gives him a sexy little smile, reaches into her cleavage and slowly pulls out a crumpled up
Twenty dollar bill.
Then stepping closer in she asks in a low sexy
Voice, "Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" Intrigued,
He answers, "Uh, no."
She gives him another sexy little smile,
seductively reaches into her panties and ever so slowly removes a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
"Now," she says as she leans down and whispers, "have you ever seen 40,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
Totally confused and excited he stammers,
"No-o-o-o-o."
"Well," she whispers in his ear, "then go look at the car in the garage..." _________________ K1100RS '97
Laverda RGS 1000 '84
Jim Young Trailer Sailer 5.7M WB
DISCLAIMER:- Anything I say may have been when I was drunk so please don't take it personally.
'Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same.'
Oscar Wilde |
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