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Tim (Midland Section) · Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 1:30 pm Post subject: A woman carried a baby.....

A woman carried a baby (who wouldn't stop crying) into the paediatrician's office.

She was shown into a room to wait for the doctor.

When he arrived, the doctor examined the baby and asked the woman, 'Is he breast fed or on the bottle?'

'Breast fed' she replied. 'Well, strip to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

She did. He pressed, kneaded and pinched both breasts for a while in a detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed he said, 'No wonder this baby is hungry. You don't have any milk.'

'Naturally,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma. But I'm glad I came.'
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drikko · Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:38 pm Post subject:

Oh dear......
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