drikko
Flying Brick Rider
Joined: 20 Nov 2009
Posts: 1966
Location: Brisbane, OZ
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 Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 5:28 am Post subject: Marriage....... |
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Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf clubs for his Saturday game.
His wife was standing at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks.
"Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit playing so much golf.
Maybe you should sell your clubs and cancel your membership at the golf club."
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
”I wasn't “
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