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Flying Duck
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A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
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Mystic Red
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Joined: 28 Mar 2005
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Location: Twin Lakes Idaho
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| Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:51 pm Post subject: |
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LOL 
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rydor
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Joined: 16 Nov 2006
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Location: Southern Illinois, U.S.A.
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Off the grid
Chaotic Good
Joined: 05 Jul 2006
Posts: 3414
Location: At the local taco truck waiting for Jo.
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Lollercoster!
/stolen 
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Marti
Mad Brick Rider
Joined: 06 May 2006
Posts: 107
Location: London, UK
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| Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:57 pm Post subject: |
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That man's been MARRIED!  
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Allen Nelson
Flying Brick Rider
Joined: 03 Apr 2003
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Location: Malibu, California
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| Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:09 pm Post subject: |
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Hallelujah 
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Scott_Anderson
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Location: Central Iowa, USA
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AMEN  |
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Marti
Mad Brick Rider
Joined: 06 May 2006
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Location: London, UK
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| Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:50 pm Post subject: EEEK! |
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EEEK!
I detect a kindred spirit here. Are ALL women wonderful - imposable - wonderfully imposable 
Or do they just take the car/bike /house/pension plan/compassion from a man and make sure another woman can never experience him with a full compliment of these things  Especially the compassion 
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