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Moondog · Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 8:53 pm Post subject: 3 nickels

3 nickels

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young
boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy
starts choking, going blue in the face.

The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts
slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps
choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue
business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping
a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her
coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the
counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the
restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the
boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and
then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and
coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free
hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father
and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, 'I've
never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are
you a doctor?

'No,' the woman replied. 'Divorce attorney'.
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Jim · Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 9:12 pm Post subject: 3 nickels

Good one!
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Off the grid · Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 9:39 pm Post subject:

That joke offends me.
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owrstrich · Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 10:47 pm Post subject:

im offended by that joke too...

im disturbed that it was posted and im disappointed that it was not deleted...

owrstrich
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RJTrucker · Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 11:17 pm Post subject: Offended but true

I am amused by the joke as well as offended by it. I am amused cause it is a good joke. I am offended cause it is not really a joke.

Ron
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Tim (Midland Section) · Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 6:09 pm Post subject:

Love is grand, divorce is twenty Laughing

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drmalacarne · Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 7:54 pm Post subject:

Good joke!
Guilherme.
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rydor · Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 9:51 pm Post subject:

From the title I thought it would be racial, yo... Shocked