K11 Owners Group

[rydor]

Union Rules & Hookers----



A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las
Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the
first one, he asked the Madam, 'Is this a union house?'

'No,' she replied, 'I'm sorry it isn't.'

'Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?'

'The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,' she answered

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped of f down the
street in search of a more equitable, ho
pefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a
brothel where the Madam responded, 'Why yes sir, this is a union house .

We observe all union rules.'

The man asked, 'And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?' 'The
girls get $80 and the house gets $20.'

'That's more like it!' the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a
stunningly attractive blonde.






'I'd like her,' he said.


'I'm sure you would, sir,' said the Madam. Then she gestured to a
92-year old woman in the corner, 'but Ethel here has 67 years seniority
and according to union rules, she's next.'

[Roy S.]

OMG!!! Thanks, I need to clean the beverage off my puter!
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1993 K1100LT/On going project
1990 K75rt
1991 K75s
LURKER at LARGE

[Scott_Anderson]

Yep, heard it before. Always cracks me up.

Thanks.
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Ride safe.



1997 K1100LT 0302488
2017 FLHTK Ultra Limited
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Garmin Zumo 550
Garmin Zumo XT
"One who does not ask questions is ashamed to learn" Danish proverb
1995 K1100LT 0302044(R.I.P.)
1997 R1100RT ZC62149(sold)