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Roy S.
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Joined: 05 Mar 2008
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Location: W. Sacramento, California
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 Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:38 pm Post subject: New bike! |
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Hi, Got me a new Bike!
I bought a new BMW and returned to the dealer yesterday
because I couldn't get the radio to work..
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind'
replaced Willie Nelson.
I rode away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,
' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guys ran a red light and nearly creamed my new BMW,
but I swerved in time to avoid them.
I yelled, 'Ass Holes!'
Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand,
backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar,
Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons,
Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy On Scotch.
Damn, I LOVE this Bike!!!
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SugarHillCTD
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Joined: 10 Oct 2007
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Location: Now in Eastern Pennsylvania
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| Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:57 pm Post subject: Re: New bike! |
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| Roy S. wrote: | Hi, Got me a new Bike!
I bought a new BMW and returned to the dealer yesterday
because I couldn't get the radio to work..
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind'
replaced Willie Nelson.
I rode away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,
' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guys ran a red light and nearly creamed my new BMW,
but I swerved in time to avoid them.
I yelled, 'Ass Holes!'
Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand,
backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar,
Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons,
Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy On Scotch..... |
And after today's headline about congress' single digit approval rating, they would all be in the background jacking off and the Presidential moron dancing to the tune of "There ain't no recession".
Wipe out all the assholes in D.C. and NOBODY would be left in office.
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Off the grid
Chaotic Good
Joined: 05 Jul 2006
Posts: 3414
Location: At the local taco truck waiting for Jo.
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| Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:04 pm Post subject: |
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Not really funny, but highlights the major issues in politics today.....partisanship.
Any Democrat is a tree-hugging, tax-raising, pro-abortion leftist psycho and any any Republican is a war-mongering, special-interest loving, kid touching, bible thumping right wing nutjob.
There is no middle ground, everyone votes along party lines and the actual candidates get lost in the shuffle.
I am a registered Democrat but very conservative on some points.
Chris Rock makes some very valid points.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2c7ZZNcWsA
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2009 Husqvarna TE610. "The dirty Italian mistress"
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Flying Duck
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Joined: 27 Jan 2005
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Location: Bumf***, WA
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| Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:33 pm Post subject: |
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| Off the grid wrote: | | There is no middle ground, everyone votes along party lines and the actual candidates get lost in the shuffle. |
Not Obama - he justed voted with Republicans against his party leadership on the FISA bill with telecom immunity.
Of course back when he was trying to woo liberal voters, not all voters, he sang a slightly different tune:
| Quote: | | In February Obama voted in favor of the an amendment from Sens. Chris Dodd, D-Conn., and Russ Feingold, D-Wisc., to repeal retroactive immunity for telecoms, saying, "I am proud to stand with Senator Dodd, Senator Feingold and a grassroots movement of Americans who are refusing to let President Bush put protections for special interests ahead of our security and our liberty. There is no reason why telephone companies should be given blanket immunity to cover violations of the rights of the American people - we must reaffirm that no one in this country is above the law. We can give our intelligence and law enforcement community the powers they need to track down and take out terrorists without undermining our commitment to the rule of law, or our basic rights and liberties." |
http://blog.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2008/07/09/obamas_fisa_vote_goes_against.html
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abreeze
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Joined: 17 Jun 2006
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Location: atlanta
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| Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:36 pm Post subject: |
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NObama seems to be the worst liar of them all........Is there anything that A-hole wont 'CHANGE' for.....He'd sell out his Grandmother to save his ass I bet.....Oh, Wait......HE ALREADY DID!!!
| Quote: | | I am a registered Democrat but very conservative on some points. |
Ive never voted Republican, but the DEMS have lost me this time.....
AND....How bout some commonsense!! |
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Off the grid
Chaotic Good
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Location: At the local taco truck waiting for Jo.
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See that's what I'm saying.
I'm scared of Democrats, and another 4 years of a Republican in office will just about destroy the country.
There should be more parties to choose from.....ones who's platform is common sense as Abreeze said.
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rydor
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Location: Southern Illinois, U.S.A.
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| Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:07 am Post subject: |
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| Off the grid wrote: | | There should be more parties to choose from.....ones who's platform is common sense as Abreeze said. |
Do you really think that will happen?
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lrome48
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Joined: 30 Jan 2006
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Location: Northridge, SFV,Southern California
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| Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:54 am Post subject: |
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| Off the grid wrote: | See that's what I'm saying.
I'm scared of Democrats, and another 4 years of a Republican in office will just about destroy the country.
There should be more parties to choose from.....ones who's platform is common sense as Abreeze said. |
Look at Ron Paul's stand on constitutional government. I was a staunch Mike Huckabee supporter, his Fair Tax is the answer in my opinion, however, Ron Paul makes great sense.
http://www.ronpaul2008.com/issues/
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Off the grid
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No I don't think it will happen.
I abhor politics in general but vote any chance I get.
And yes, Ron Paul made the most sense out of anyone in a long long time.
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abreeze
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Location: atlanta
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| Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:10 pm Post subject: |
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RP rocks.......
If people would just follow the constitution we would avoid most of the BS were seeing. |
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Flying Duck
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Joined: 27 Jan 2005
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Location: Bumf***, WA
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| Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:24 pm Post subject: |
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| Off the grid wrote: | | I'm scared of Democrats, and another 4 years of a Republican in office will just about destroy the country. |
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86 K75C w/paralever, hi perf cams,TURBO!
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Off the grid
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I suppose you think we are in a "Mental Recession" as well, eh Drake? 
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Flying Duck
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| Off the grid wrote: | | I suppose you think we are in a "Mental Recession" as well, eh Drake? |
Just mocking your drama queen comments about "destroying the country." 
And comments by McCain advisers mean nothing to me. I'm more worried that McCain has recently bought into the whole global warming RELIGION.
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91 K1
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abreeze
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| Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | I suppose you think we are in a "Mental Recession" as well, eh Drake? |
OTG, under the definition of recession. We are not in a recession. The economy is fucked up, but using the description of 'recession' is incorrect. However, this doesnt mean we will not be in a recesson in the coming months.
Although McCain is a republican, he is the most moderate of the GOP. He probably represents the veiwpoints of more americian than NObama.
FD...."drama queen"......awesome, but I like to think of OTG as a "Teddy Bear"!! |
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