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Jim · Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:12 am Post subject: dead mule raffle

Chuck moved to Texas and bought a mule from a farmer for $100. The
farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next day the farmer drove
up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the mule died.'

Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'

The farmer said, 'Can't do that, I already spent it.'

Chuck said, 'Ok, then just bring me the dead mule.'

The farmer asked, 'What 'ya gonna do with him?

Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead mule!'

Chuck said, 'Sure I can, watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's
dead.'

A month later, the farmer saw Chuck and asked, 'What happened
with that dead mule?'

Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a
piece and made a profit of $898.00.'

The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars
back.'

Chuck now works for the Federal government.
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Jim
1997 K1100LTSE 94,000 - still has gremlins!
1995 R100RT Classic 16,650 crashed - repaired!
1992 K75RTP 46,000

"We shall not all die, but we shall all be changed."

owrstrich · Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:37 am Post subject:

i gotts a half horse someswheres... but for now... one of my favorite donkeys...

jo
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yeeeeeehaaaaaaa...

Jim · Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:47 am Post subject: sorry JO

I forgot - fixed (I hope)...
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Jim
1997 K1100LTSE 94,000 - still has gremlins!
1995 R100RT Classic 16,650 crashed - repaired!
1992 K75RTP 46,000

"We shall not all die, but we shall all be changed."