K11 Owners Group

[Roy S.]

The Pastor's Ass

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered
it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he
ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP
SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor
to get rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following
headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have
to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to
buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS
WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is being concerned about public
opinion can bring you much grief and misery, even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone
else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
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1993 K1100LT/On going project
1990 K75rt
1991 K75s
LURKER at LARGE