K11 Owners Group

[rydor]

A blind man wanders into an all-girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, ‘Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair given that you are blind that you should know five things’

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?

’The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, ‘No… Not if I’m going to have to explain it five times.’

[jpberens1994K1100RS]

Oops, accidentaly forwarded that to my wife.

Now I gotta flippen explain it, after sleeping on the couch again.
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1993 K1100RS that I'd rather be riding FAST!
2014 Moto Guzzi Norge

[Roy S.]

Very nice
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1993 K1100LT/On going project
1990 K75rt
1991 K75s
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