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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:11 am Post subject: Moses |
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Recently, while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a man with long gray hair and
beard, wearing a white robe and sandals, holding a staff.
President Bush went up to the man and said, 'Has anyone told you that you look like Moses?' The man didn't answer. He just kept staring
straight ahead. The president said, 'Moses!' in a loud voice. The man just stared ahead, never acknowledging the president.
The president pulled a Secret Service agent aside and, pointing to the robed man, asked him, 'Am I crazy or does that man not look
like Moses to you? The Secret Service agent looked at the man and agreed..
'Well,' said the president, 'every time I say his name, he ignores me and stares straight ahead, refusing to speak. Watch!'
Again the president yelled, 'Moses!' and again the man ignored him. The Secret Service agent went up to the man in the white robe and
whispered, 'You look just like Moses. Are you Moses?'
The man leaned over and whispered back, 'Shhhh! Yes, I am Moses. The last time I talked to a bush, I spent 40 years wandering in the
desert and ended up leading my people to the only spot in the entire Middle East with no oil. _________________ Jim
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