K11 Owners Group

[Roy S.]

> > WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
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> > Your last name stays put.
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> > The garage is all yours.
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> > Wedding plans take care of themselves.
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> Chocolate is just another snack.
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> > You can never be pregnant.
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> > Car mechanics tell you the truth.
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> > The world is your urinal.
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> > You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
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> > You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
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> > Same work, more pay.
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> > Wrinkles add character.
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> > People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
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> > New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
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> > One mood all the time.
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> > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
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> > You know stuff about tanks and engines.
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>> A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
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> > You can open all your own jars.
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> > You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
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> > Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
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>> Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
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> You never have strap problems in public.
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> > You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
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> > Everything on your face stays its original colour.
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> > The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
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> > You only have to shave your face and neck.
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> > You can play with toys all your life.
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> > One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
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> > You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
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> > You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
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> > You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
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> > You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
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> > No wonder men are happier.
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1993 K1100LT/On going project
1990 K75rt
1991 K75s
LURKER at LARGE