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endoman100 · Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:40 pm Post subject: New arrival to America

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States.

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."

The man goes on, encounters another passerby and say, "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America."

This person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees, he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America !"

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East. I am not American."

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"

She says, "No, I am from Africa ."

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."

IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO YOUR FRIENDS, TOMORROW AT 11:30 AM YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE.
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Phil Marvin · Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:22 pm Post subject: Re: New arrival to America

endoman100 · Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:48 pm Post subject:

Im in fl. we have enough
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In the words of the stones
Time Is On My Side
Yes It Is
1993 K1100RS

K11Martin · Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:34 am Post subject:

While we're on the non-PC path then...

Why don't Mexico have an Olympic team?

'Cos evey Mexican who can run, swim or jump is already in America... Embarassed

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