Roy S.
Flying Brick Rider
Joined: 05 Mar 2008
Posts: 1349
Location: W. Sacramento, California
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 Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:42 pm Post subject: Two Hearts |
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A man had a heart attack and was brought to the hospital ER. The doctor told him that he would not live unless he had a heart transplant right away. Another doctor ran into the room and said, "You're in luck, two hearts just became available, so you will get to choose which one you want. One belongs to an attorney and the other to a social worker."
The man quickly responded, "The attorney's."
The doctor said, "Wait! Don't you want to know a little about them before you make your decision?"
The man said, "I already know enough. We all know that social workers are bleeding hearts and the attorney's probably never used his. So I'll take the attorney's!"
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