K11 Owners Group

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THE ROBOT BARTENDER

A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini".. Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "So tell me...........you people still happy you voted for Obama?
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1993 K1100LT
2005 Honda VTX 1300c---Passed

[Off the grid]

Not only is it not funny, but it's nowhere near accurate.
Who would you have us vote for, Bush the second?
When there are only 2 lousy choices, you vote for the lesser of 2 evils. At least Obama is TRYING to fight the wheels of corruption unlike Bush who greased them.
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Bane of your existence since July 2006
2007 Triumph Tiger ABS. "Sabertooth"
2009 Husqvarna TE610. "The dirty Italian mistress"

[Phil Marvin]

[Off the grid]

[drikko]

Yeeha, a geuine scholol yard fist fight... come on guys, fists up
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K1100RS '97
Laverda RGS 1000 '84
Jim Young Trailer Sailer 5.7M WB

DISCLAIMER:- Anything I say may have been when I was drunk so please don't take it personally.

'Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same.'
Oscar Wilde

[drikko]

Yeeha, a genuine school yard fist fight... come on guys, fists up
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K1100RS '97
Laverda RGS 1000 '84
Jim Young Trailer Sailer 5.7M WB

DISCLAIMER:- Anything I say may have been when I was drunk so please don't take it personally.

'Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same.'
Oscar Wilde

[Saltcreek]

Drikko are you posting under the influence?
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Jim

1994 K1100LT Mystic Red, bfd, 37000 miles, sold
2009 Wilderness Systems Zephyr 155 ST
2002 Litespeed titanium

[Saltcreek]

Drikko are you posting under the influence?

/tips martini
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Jim

1994 K1100LT Mystic Red, bfd, 37000 miles, sold
2009 Wilderness Systems Zephyr 155 ST
2002 Litespeed titanium

[drikko]

unfortunately no.....
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K1100RS '97
Laverda RGS 1000 '84
Jim Young Trailer Sailer 5.7M WB

DISCLAIMER:- Anything I say may have been when I was drunk so please don't take it personally.

'Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same.'
Oscar Wilde

[ulm210]

What about Acorn????

Show me any organization in the world that does not have a small percentage of it's members who are dirty to the point of being criminal (and Beyond) and you will have shown me the first.

What do you know about Acorn that you did not glean from biased reports. Did you know that the video's with the pimp were doctored? That the kid (who has since been arrested, mind you, for trying to wiretap the phone systems of a Congresswoman in LA) edited those tapes to make the meetings appear the way they did. That while he was in the offices he was not dressed as a pimp but rather as a normal teeanger and that he presented himself as a concerned friend? Are you aware that the Acorn people in the videos have filed lawsuits against the couple for Libel and that they are suing for millions?

[Roy S.]