K11 Owners Group

[Roy S.]

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there,' and indicated the sender with a nod of his head. She stared at the wine cooly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, and then decided to send a reply to him by a note.



The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read:

"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and
7 inches in your pants."

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.

It read: "Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be. I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, Cadillac Escalade, a Porsche Turbo in my several garages.. I have beautiful homes in Aspen, Miami, Sweden, and a 10,000 acre ranch in California."

"There is over Two Hundred million dollars in my current bank account and a larger portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I
cut off three inches. Just send the wine back...."

Tiger
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1993 K1100LT/On going project
1990 K75rt
1991 K75s
LURKER at LARGE

[drikko]

So did it work?
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K1100RS '97
Laverda RGS 1000 '84
Jim Young Trailer Sailer 5.7M WB

DISCLAIMER:- Anything I say may have been when I was drunk so please don't take it personally.

'Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same.'
Oscar Wilde

[Roy S.]