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PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 11:43 am    Post subject: Good & Bad News Reply with quote

Good & Bad News

A young couple went to the doctor for their annual physical exams. Afterwards, the doctor called the young man into his office and told him that he had some good news and some bad news.

"The good news," he explained, "is that your fiance has an particular strain of gonorrhea that I have only heard of once before."

The guy paled. "If that's the good news, then what the hell is the bad news?"

"Well," the doctor elaborated, "the bad news is that I heard about this nasty strain just last week from my dog's vet."
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Shocked Embarassed Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds like a major breach of doctor/patient confidentiality to me!

Ah, I see, it was a joke wasn't it..... Embarassed Embarassed
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