K11 Owners Group

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GOOD

A Bend, Oregon policeman had a perfect spot to watch for
speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem--a
12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign,
which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer also found the boy had an
accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a
bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through
an automated radar post in Pendleton , Oregon . A $40 speeding ticket
was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of
$40. The police responded with another mailed photo….. of handcuffs.

BEST

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An Oregon State
Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She
said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's
Ball." He replied, " Oregon State Troopers don't have balls." There
was a moment of silence.
He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got
back in his patrol car and left
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1993 K1100LT
2005 Honda VTX 1300c---Passed