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Roy S. · Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 2:32 pm Post subject: Because I Care

Health Issues - a must read!

* Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

* Do you suffer from shyness?

* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

* Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or

pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident

about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of

your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing

to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas

almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can
overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living,

with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or

nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind

nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:

- Dizziness

- Nausea

- Vomiting

- Incarceration

- Erotic lustfulness

- Loss of motor control

- Loss of clothing

- Loss of money

- Loss of virginity

- Table dancing

- Headache

- Dehydration

- Dry mouth

- And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNINGS:

* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

Please share this with other people who may need Margaritas.
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1993 K1100LT/On going project
1990 K75rt
1991 K75s
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bmwtf · Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 5:43 pm Post subject:

You forgot another side effect: Consumption of Margaritas may cause words or actions that could possibly lead to you gettting your ass kicked.

jpberens1994K1100RS · Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 6:43 pm Post subject: Margarita's

bmwtf Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 5:43 pm Post subject:

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You forgot another side effect: Consumption of Margaritas may cause words or actions that could possibly lead to you gettting your ass kicked.

I think that falls under....

Incarceration , Loss of motor control, & Headache .

No need to spell out the obvious.

Is there?

Are you a mean kinda drinker?
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1993 K1100RS that I'd rather be riding FAST!
2014 Moto Guzzi Norge

drikko · Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:35 pm Post subject:

A few years ago Samsung made a phone with a built in breathalyser. You could mark contacts (ex-wife, boss, arsehats) with a do not call, sms or email when drunk flag. It could be overridden but only by typing in a very complicated password.

I don't thing they actually brought it into production unfortunately Smile

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Laverda RGS 1000 '84
Jim Young Trailer Sailer 5.7M WB

DISCLAIMER:- Anything I say may have been when I was drunk so please don't take it personally.

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bmwtf · Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 1:07 am Post subject:

Not a mean drinker. Usually in a very good mood and have been told I'm funny (except by ex-wife who said she was going for a breast exam and came home wearing mardi-gras beads). I remember that "get your ass kicked" line from a U-tube type video about tequilla.