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Flying Brick Rider
Joined: 21 Jan 2010
Posts: 265
Location: Colbert Wa
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 Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:23 am Post subject: Politically incorrect jokes |
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I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
There's a new Muslim clothing that shop opened locally, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets.
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.
A friend of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin.
I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a mustache"
Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on FaceBook.
I said "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend !!
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk ... "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard."
The red cross have just knocked at my door and ask if I could help towards the floods in Pakistan, I said I would love to, but my hose only reaches to the front sidewalk.
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