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Flying Brick Rider
Joined: 21 Jan 2010
Posts: 265
Location: Colbert Wa
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 Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 1:05 pm Post subject: A few suggestions for airline improvement |
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Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
What the hell ! They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would triple the alcohol sales, get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin and every businessman in this country would start flying again.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary - saving even more money.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes, for fear of seeing naked women.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win-win situation, a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this ? Why do I still have to do everything myself ?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
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