Roy S. Flying Brick Rider

Joined: 05 Mar 2008 Posts: 1349 Location: W. Sacramento, California
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Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:29 pm Post subject: Aging Gracefully |
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A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an elderly lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills and don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing!" says the doctor. "How old are you?"
"Thirty-four," she replied.
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 _________________ 1993 K1100LT/On going project
1990 K75rt
1991 K75s
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