K11 Owners Group

Roy S. · Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:46 am Post subject: Cure for constipation

Dear friends, I received this medical tip from a dear friend [not a physician]; thought it might help you, too.

If you're bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, repeat the
following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:

"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of
Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner,
Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd and Al Gore."

If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, then you are probably in need of dynamite!
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1993 K1100LT/On going project
1990 K75rt
1991 K75s
LURKER at LARGE

Jim · Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 12:20 pm Post subject:

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Jim
1997 K1100LTSE 94,000 - still has gremlins!
1995 R100RT Classic 16,650 crashed - repaired!
1992 K75RTP 46,000

"We shall not all die, but we shall all be changed."

Klinker · Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 5:37 pm Post subject:

Now I know why I never needed laxatives during the Dubya' years.
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tlp
1994 K1100RS

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