drikko
Flying Brick Rider
Joined: 20 Nov 2009
Posts: 1966
Location: Brisbane, OZ
|
 Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:36 pm Post subject: How not to pi$$ off a scotsman |
 |
|
Three Englishmen were in a pub and spotted a Scotsman at the bar.
The first one said he was going to piss him off.
He walked over to the Scotsman and tapped him on the shoulder.
"Hey Jock, I hear your St. Andrew was gay."
"Oh aye really? Hmm! I didna know that."
Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his mates.
"I told him his St. Andrew was a poof and he didn't care!"
"You just don't know how to set him off. Watch and learn."
The second Englishman walked over and tapped the Scotsman on the shoulder.
"Hey Jock, I hear your St. Andrew was a transvestite gay!"
"Oh, jings! I didnae know that. Thank you."
Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies.
"You're right. He is unshakable!"
The third Englishman said "No, no, no! I will really piss him off. You
Just watch."
The Englishman walked over to the Scotsman, tapped him on the shoulder and said...
"Hey Jock I hear your St. Andrew was an Englishman!"
"Aye! So yer mates were sayin’..
_________________
K1100RS '97
Laverda RGS 1000 '84
Jim Young Trailer Sailer 5.7M WB
DISCLAIMER:- Anything I say may have been when I was drunk so please don't take it personally.
'Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same.'
Oscar Wilde |
|
FAQ
Search
Memberlist
Usergroups
Register
Profile
Log in to check your private messages
Log in
