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Roy S. · Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 8:49 pm Post subject: The Haircut

The Haircut

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his
father as to when they could discuss his use of the motorcycle.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up
from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair
cut. Then we'll talk about the motorcycle."

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the
offer, and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades
up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm
disappointed you haven't had your hair cut."

The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've
noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the
Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong
evidence that Jesus had long hair."

Dad...

"Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?"
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1993 K1100LT/On going project
1990 K75rt
1991 K75s
LURKER at LARGE

Jim · Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:23 pm Post subject:

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Jim
1997 K1100LTSE 94,000 - still has gremlins!
1995 R100RT Classic 16,650 crashed - repaired!
1992 K75RTP 46,000

"We shall not all die, but we shall all be changed."

Scott_Anderson · Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:55 pm Post subject:

Roy I'd like to send that to my local CMA chapter e-mail list if you don't mind.
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Ride safe.

1997 K1100LT 0302488
2017 FLHTK Ultra Limited
Garmin StreetPilot 2820
Garmin Zumo 550
Garmin Zumo XT
"One who does not ask questions is ashamed to learn" Danish proverb
1995 K1100LT 0302044(R.I.P.)
1997 R1100RT ZC62149(sold)

E T · Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:14 am Post subject:

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1993 K1100LT
2005 Honda VTX 1300c---Passed

Roy S. · Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:32 am Post subject:

drmalacarne · Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 3:02 pm Post subject:

Always a good joke, Roy!
Thanks.
Guilherme.
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1994 K1100LT SE n° 0267
1998 HD Heritage Springer 95th anniversary
Yes, a Hog and a Beemer can live together!