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robleyd
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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2011 11:50 pm    Post subject: Blown seal Reply with quote

As requested by drikko elsewhere Laughing

A penguin decided to take a day off from his job working at the zoo. He got in his car and drove into town.

Shortly after arriving, he began to experience car trouble. Lucky for him, he broke down next to a service station.

After explaining his problem to the mechanic, the mechanic told him to return in a couple of hours.

Not wanting to lose full advantage of his day off, the penguin decided to kill time in town.

He stopped at a book store and purchased a couple of books, and did a little window shopping.

Finally he stopped at a restaurant and had fishsticks and some vanilla ice cream for dessert.

By then, it was time for the penguin to pick up his car. The mechanic steps out of the garage while wiping his hands on a shop towel and tells the penguin, "Well, looks like you blew a seal."

"Oh, no!" says the penguin, "That's just ice cream."
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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2011 12:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks Rob Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2011 10:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have you ever seen a vid clip of a chimp telling this joke in a bar.
What a classic.

Edit: Here it is .. http://www.howisthatfunny.com/page/17.html
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