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Tim (Midland Section)
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Location: Pinxton, Nottingham, England.
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 Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 8:12 am Post subject: Note on the Telly |
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When I got home last night my wife left me a note on the telly saying "This isn't working. I'm leaving "
Well I tried to switch the tv on and it came on straight away. Go figure !!
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drikko
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Location: Brisbane, OZ
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| Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 9:06 pm Post subject: |
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The other version:-
The wife left a note on the fridge.........
"It's not working!! I can't take it anymore, I've gone to stay at my Moms!
I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold.........
Fuck knows what she was on about!!
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Tim (Midland Section)
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Location: Pinxton, Nottingham, England.
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THIS IS A VERY FRIGHTENING STATISTIC
PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRYING IN RECENT YEARS:
25% of women in this country are on medication for mental illness.
That's bloody scary...
It means 75% are running around with no medication at all...!
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Grey haired riders don't get that way by pure luck
1996 Guzzi Cali3 LAPD
1972 750 Commando
G6HRN
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